February 2012
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 13th
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Making It Weird: the work couple →
This here is some fucked up shit.  makingitweird: so there is this ‘couple’ at work. meaning i work with both of them and then at night they are lovers. So every day they eat lunch together. They always have a loaf of fresh bread that he cuts for both of them. They then buy meats and make sandwiches from the bread. This is EVERY DAY people. Every day..a new loaf of bread. It’s like they...
Feb 10th
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January 2012
3 posts
asian man blowing his balls off in gym locker room
I believe you.  makingitweird: I’m not sure if i’ve posted about this or not (i think i have) but i have now (a few times) seen an older asian gentlman blowing his balls off with the hand dryer in the gym locker room.  no one believes me….. UNTIL NOW!  (read below article from mcsweeneys) ...
Jan 7th
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They seem to have raised the maximum speed for Rose Parade floats. Either that or web streaming adds that sped up silent film effect.
Jan 3rd
RT @primopreems: #NYE till 4 am ! http://t.co/QTRcObcV
Jan 1st
December 2011
3 posts
Somehow even the Whole Foods in Thousand Oaks is depressing.
Dec 24th
I just found out one of the more violent bullies from my jr high runs a “hospitality” company and has a daughter.
Dec 15th
Filezilla you can go to hell.
Dec 11th
November 2011
7 posts
Ryan in the dining room abruptly to me on the couch: “Are you looking at me!” I feel like I live with Cornholio. (But I was looking at him.)
Nov 21st
Well I’m off to learn a bunch of new words that I’ll never have occasion to use!
Nov 20th
RT @ANIMALNewYork: Hey @BilldeBlasio can you please look into revoking the NYPD’s role in issuing press passes? They should be stripped …
Nov 18th
Nov 10th
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“In God I don’t believe.” just passed in my house….
Nov 6th
I don’t know anyone in the 1%, I am sure of that. Which means everyone I know needs to be in support. #ows #occupyoakland
Nov 3rd
I’m good at platonic. It’s my default sexual setting after nervous.
Nov 2nd
October 2011
3 posts
Oct 18th
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Oct 7th
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September 2011
3 posts
Sep 30th
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Sep 23rd
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Yes! Let’s Pinochet the psycho! (MSNBC.com) Ex-Powell aide: Cheney fears war crimes trial : http://t.co/4rdIMSp
Sep 1st
August 2011
8 posts
#meganamram day is this Friday. Megan Amram Day 2011. Expect us.
Aug 25th
Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
Aug 24th
Cautionary Tale
Hey kids! are you unwell, but want to hang out anyway? well let me tell you something. when i was younger -my boyfriend was all, oh, not a good idea if you come over tonight. i think i might have poison oak. well i got mad and went over anyway. it was AGONY. poison oak was everywhere. so…lesson learned. get back in bed.
Aug 24th
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Aug 22nd
Aug 19th
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Your Anon News: This is a message from Anonymous... →
Can we please not compare BART shutting off cell service to tyranny in Yemen and Egypt?  It’s insulting.  youranonnews: TO THE PEOPLE OF THE USA: The past year has brought about some substantial awareness through some unfortunate events that have occurred throughout our world. From internet censorship to the unnecessary violence inflicted upon unarmed civilans, we’ve all seen what can...
Aug 15th
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July 2011
18 posts
I’m back because I miss my craft blogs and this is how I follow them.
Jul 31st
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Jul 15th
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Making It Weird: Idea for show.. →
makingitweird: Someone has an old bus and they write into a show to have their bus made over. A team of ‘miracle workers’ comes to their house and surprises them! The family/owner tells the story of how their bus has gone to shit but like back in the day it brought them joy and great memories (dead tour, had sex…
Jul 14th
Was going to live Tweet my whole lunch hour but typing about it only worsens the boredom.
Jul 12th
movies i'd like to see (if you want to as well?)
makingitweird: The Myth of the American Sleep Over Daylight Beats, Rhymes and Life  Another Earth And that horse movie! 
Jul 12th
Today: going to pillage Barneys cosmetics. #giftcard!!!!
Jul 11th
So the eharmony cat lady is a hoax. She’s good though! Very good.
Jul 9th
The kitchen, not quite ready. @ Cowboy Mansion http://instagr.am/p/HNZts/
Jul 8th
and by the way..
makingitweird: I should be the spokesperson for Cotton, i guarantee you i wear more 100% cotton then zooey deschanel. MAKIN’ WAVES. 
Jul 7th
Jul 7th
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What exactly is so wrong with being afraid?
Jul 7th
Jul 6th
Tired and can’t sleep. Too hot, too many thoughts. Hurry up morning and be here so I can do stuff.
Jul 5th
Looking for a stove for the mansion today. The Bertazzoni European convection ones are super nice.
Jul 5th
That Beirut guy sure has a voice for R&B but I sure like what he’s up to.
Jul 2nd