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asian man blowing his balls off in gym locker room

I believe you.

I’m not sure if i’ve posted about this or not (i think i have) but i have now (a few times) seen an older asian gentlman blowing his balls off with the hand dryer in the gym locker room. no one believes me…..

UNTIL NOW! (read below article from mcsweeneys)

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-open-letter-to-the-gentleman-blow-drying-his-balls-in-the-gym-locker-room

3 weeks ago -

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They seem to have raised the maximum speed for Rose Parade floats. Either that or web streaming adds that sped up silent film effect.

4 weeks ago

RT @primopreems: #NYE till 4 am ! http://t.co/QTRcObcV

1 month ago

Somehow even the Whole Foods in Thousand Oaks is depressing.

1 month ago

I just found out one of the more violent bullies from my jr high runs a “hospitality” company and has a daughter.

1 month ago

Filezilla you can go to hell.

1 month ago

Ryan in the dining room abruptly to me on the couch: “Are you looking at me!” I feel like I live with Cornholio. (But I was looking at him.)

2 months ago

Well I’m off to learn a bunch of new words that I’ll never have occasion to use!

2 months ago

RT @ANIMALNewYork: Hey @BilldeBlasio can you please look into revoking the NYPD’s role in issuing press passes? They should be stripped …

2 months ago

This can’t be a real house!!! Not fair!

(Source: whereisthecoool)

2 months ago -

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